Did You Know Gullible Isn’t in the Dictionary?

I worked in the food industry for 6 years.  I worked side by side with food marketers and consider myself immune to their creative names and dubious yet wonderfully worded claims.  That is until you promise me Serenity. For $2.99 a box, I get 15 cups of peace.  Guaranteed, right?

You know when Serenity is particularly needed?  When your 5 year old does art on her 2 year old brother’s face.  Yes, face.

Actually, maybe I should put down the tea cup and get out the wine glass.  Chardonnay = Serenity. If only it was $2.99 for 15 glasses.

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6 responses to this post.

  1. hahaha I agree, I willbe having a glass of wine tongiht for some much needed serenity

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  2. Oh no! My daughter used to get into all sorts of crazy shenanigans when I would sit down to nurse the baby. One day she found the sharpies and went to town all over her body. Yikes!

    Jen

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  3. Posted by Kate on January 15, 2011 at 2:43 pm

    ha! one summer at day camp, i went outside to find that my 5-6 yr old group had become the “mustache gang” and were all sporting marker mustaches and funny eyebrows. i was amused and the kids had great fun. most of their parents did not find this funny 😉

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